Funny SMS 1 – ADULT :P

All of us (guys) get a shit-load of funny SMSs everyday … me too … I just now start to accumulate them and post them here ..

Warning: ADULT Material to follow .. IF you have problem with adult content DO NOT read beyond this line ..

  • Light chale jaane pe logon ka reaction : U.K. – Oh No!, U.S.A. – What is this !, Pakistan – Batti Chali gayi & U.P. – Lo fir maiyya chudwa li is Mayawati ne .. !
  • Garmi aa chuki hai, kripya apni girlfrnd k bra me barf k tukde rakhiye, kyuki garmi me doodh fat sakta hai. Purush kalyan samiti ki taraf se janhit mein jaari
  • [TRUE ONE] 1 bacha paida hote hi nurse se poochta hai – LIGHT hai kya ?? ; Nurse: No ; Bacha: Oh Shit!!  fir se M.P. mein paida ho gaya .. 😦
  • Mickey Mouse comes home and says to Minnie Mouse ” I want a divorce!”, Minnie Mouse: “Are u fucking crazy??!”; Mickey Mouse: ” No, these days I’m fucking Daisy !!”
  • Call girl to old man- “Uncle lund sidha chut mein daalo, neeche slip hoke gand mein jaa rha hai” ; Old man: “Jane de.. madarchod ki kismat mein hi goo khana likha hai”
  • “I luv walking in the rain bcoz nobdy knows I’m crying” is OLD now !!!, Now latest is ” I luv walking in the FOG bcoz no1 can find I’m SMOKING!!”
  • “Main India chhod ke jaa rha hun, Kyuki Katrina pregnant hai or log mujhpe shak kar rhe hain.. Tu bhi nikal le .. suna hai uski kaamwaali bhi pregnant hai .. airport pe milte hain ” 😛
  • Arz kiya hai .. Mohabbat k naam pe saza maine payi hai…Gaur farmaiye.. Mohabbat k naam pe saza maine payi hai … baaki ka sher baad mein padhunga .. abhi zor se potty aayi hai 😛
  • Sholay ki team ne IPL mein part liya.. Gabbar k bowlers ne 20 overs mein 250 run de diye jinme 200 extra run the … btao kyu ???????? ……………… Qki wicket keeper Thakur tha 😀
  • Zindagi aapko muh se lekar gand tak sukh samriddhi de, Koi bhosdika aapki jhant ka baal na ukhad sake. Aap safalta ki aisi maa chodo ki khushiyo se aapki gand fat jaye ..
  • Dost mere ..marne k baad mera janaaza uski gali mein ghuma dena … Agar vo dikh jaye to ek baar mera nikaal k HILA DENA ..
  • “1 scientist BRA banana chahta tha jisme running krte hue girls ke boobs na hile aur bheegne par nipple na dikhe … .. Tension mat le bhai .. mar diya madarchod ko ”  .. 😛

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